No, no, not like that silly. What I am referring to is the overwhelming majority of pregnancy trackers who feel the need to utilize fruits and vegetables to keep me informed about the size of my growing baby. Is it any wonder why we are fat in America? Does this not scream we are food obsessed? Sure, we all like food (I mean look at me) but I'm growing more and more uncomfortable with thinking of my child as a food item. Take my dreams from last night for an example, I was watching Baby Jones alone at the house. All was great, we were playing in what I thought was the bathtub until I realized, I was not using powdered bath soap but instead using seasoning salt to perfectly season my artichoke baby! Ok, maybe that was a bit extreme and possibly not true but it does highlight the issue at hand. As we near the end of the 16 week mark, I'll get to experience my baby changing from an avocado into an onion, which I can only take in that my baby will be a child with many layers.
Wisdom time. Never miss an opportunity to make others happy... and in true Texas spirit, I invite any of you poor other "states" residents to come on down and make yourself at home in this fine state.
Is that a direct reference to me???
ReplyDeleteMaybe... If you've got to suffer through the heat anyways, why not do it near family?
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